Islam and Masturbation

My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"

"Islam it is."

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, dummy! The joke is playing on stereotypes and making a wild, disrespectful claim about Islam. It's saying that Islam, of all religions, would preach about a god doing something inappropriate in private. Get it? It's funny because it's offensive and totally untrue. You wouldn't get it, you have negative IQ.

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As a former resident of Dearborn, MI that was very funny.