Short jokes
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
Kevin Woody (look him up)
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.