Short jokes
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
South's losing to Broncos. 😹