Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
Short Jokes
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
