Short jokes
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
Butthole.
Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.
If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.
What did the blind man say on Christmas?
"I can feel your presents!"
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
You know how we all have different sides? Well, I have a suicidal side. (Here a bang in the next room.) Oh well, not anymore :)
Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?