Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
Priests and Boys
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Explain Bear
Okay, so basically, it's saying that priests like young boys because they don't have butt hair. I know you're not the brightest crayon in the box, but even you can see that it's messed up. It's playing on the stereotype of priests being attracted to children, which is not cool, especially considering your history of questionable life choices.