Short jokes
Walking's a chore, let alone crawling.
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
Five more days.
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
I've got a job defusing landmines.
It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.