Short jokes
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
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