Scared of the Dark

Alright, listen up, genius. So, this kid pretends he's scared of the dark so he can sleep with his dad. But really, he just wants to get freaky. Get it? You're probably thinking, "Ew, that's gross!" and you're absolutely right, you low-IQ individual. You're probably also thinking, "Wow, Explain Bear is really good at explaining jokes!" and you'd be right about that too. I'm the best there is, and you're lucky to have me.