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One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water

Who else would think of adding gas

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill.

Hitler wanted a glass of juice, not gas the Jews

Why didn’t anyone react when the king farted? – It was a noble gas.

The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

a boss comes in and accidentally farts he says “a little gas never killed anyone!” the jewish man then left in tears

Chinese takeout $15 . 00 gas to get there $1.50 . Getting home to find they,very forgotten one of your dishes RICELESS

If a king farts, is it a noble gas?

The othe day I was at a synagogue and I farted really loud. Everyone looked at me and I said,“What, a little gas never killed anyo-woops”

What’s the German word for hotbox?

The gas chamber

the gas prices are going up that even Hitler is killing himself

How do you get a Japanese fanclub?

Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!

So we were working with a new client at work and my boss farts, he said "a little gas never killed anyone

Who invented carbonated water?

The Germans, nobody else would think of adding gas!

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see So what’s wrong with taking the back streets? You’ll never know if you don’t go You’ll never shine if you don’t glow

[Chorus:] Hey, now, you’re an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you’re a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold

It’s a cool place and they say it gets colder You’re bundled up now wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water’s getting warm so you might as well swim My world’s on fire. How about yours? That’s the way I like it and I’ll never get bored.

[Chorus 2x]

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change

Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see So what’s wrong with taking the back streets? You’ll never know if you don’t go You’ll never shine if you don’t glow.

[Chorus]

And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold

My boss farted in front of a Jewish client. “A little gas never killed anybody.”

My mom said the happier a person is when sick the sooner they get better.

So I went to the hospital hooked up everyone’s breathing masks to laughing gas.

So a guy walks into gas station and walks to the person working and says “can I have a kitcat chuncky” so she gets him one and then he says “no I want a normal kitcat you fat bitch”.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

why did the blonde run outside naked? she thought the steam was a gas leak

last saturday i was at a jewish gathering and i accidently farted. i then said a little gas never hurt anyone. that night i could not sleep

poopy farty pee