Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas. "I don't understand it, Doc", she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas". "Thankfully", she added, "they are at least silent when I fart". Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him. The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled. The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
the gas prices are going up that even Hitler is killing himself
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dog for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Tayler Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
I can see uranus from here and its mighty gassy!
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
Gas is expensive nowadays In the 1940s they got it for free
What is the difference between Putin and Hilter. Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.