Adoption Comeback

My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, dummy! Your enemy tried to hit you with the "you're adopted" card, but you flipped it! It's like saying, "Yeah, I'm adopted, but someone actually WANTED me!" It's a comeback, get it? You're probably still living in your mom's basement, and your mom doesn't even want you!

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