Short jokes

When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.

I'm emo, by the way.

I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.

Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!

I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.

If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.

What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?

Forgot to clean little piece of dust.

All Nepali love momos.

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.

Sans: What am I using?

A trom-bone!

I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!

I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!

What a negative effect!

I love jumping off cliffs.

I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”

Basketballs are bigger than end.

My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".

My friends: "I dare you to go home."

Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!

What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?

They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.