Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Short Jokes
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
