What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
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Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Me:?
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."