Daddy Issues

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. The joke is funny 'cause it's messed up! The orphan is asking for his daddy to hit him harder, but SURPRISE! He ain't got one. It's funny because it's dark. It also highlights the absence of a father figure through a crass choice of words. You probably didn't get it because you are definitely the guy who asks if the pizza is free when someone says, "on the house."