when ant man is the size of an atom how can he breathe?
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Why was the ant đ so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
Name an ant which is very heavy ?
eleph-ant
Whats worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
Wants worse than ants in you pants
Your uncle
If you had the strength of an ant you could lift the pyramid of giza (ants can lift items 20x their weight)
Why canât orphans play baseball they ant got got no home to run to Why canât England people play chess they ant got no queen
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of anti-bodies.
Whatâs the difference between an ant and an orphan? The ant knows were home is.
So some ants in a colony go to war. they want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants. they start barging into home's to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home and the lady-ant goes "Hey. why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants reply with "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house"
22 ants were playing football in a saucer. One ant said to another one, âWe'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!â
what's a towers favorite bagel i dont know but it ant plane
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks itâs a girl. If it floats, itâs boy-ant (buoyant).
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson
what do ants and Michael Jackson have in common. They go in kids pants
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why don't ants get sick
because they have antybodies
Whatâs worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles
Why was the baby ant confused? Because it uncles were all aunts
