Uncle

Daniel King

Why was the ant 🐜 so confused?

All of its uncles were ants.

Body

M

Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of anti-bodies.

Name

ME

Name an ant which is very heavy ?

eleph-ant

Puns

Anonymous

22 ants were playing football in a saucer. One ant said to another one, “We’ll have to play better tomorrow. We’re playing in the cup!”

Puns

Creeperzone0312

So some ants in a colony go to war. they want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants. they start barging into home’s to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home and the lady-ant goes “Hey. why are you here? Can you please leave?” One of the ants reply with “I’m sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house”

Puns

Anonymous

How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?

If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).

Man

i kick a$$

when ant man is the size of an atom how can he breathe?

Puns

Anonymous

why don’t ants get sick

because they have antybodies

Puns

Anonymous

Why was the baby ant confused? Because it uncles were all aunts

Butter

ouch

i put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it but instead i got bit by ants

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