22 ants were playing football in a saucer. One ant said to another one, “We’ll have to play better tomorrow. We’re playing in the cup!”

Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of anti-bodies.

How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?

If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).

i put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it but instead i got bit by ants