Ant jokes
One time an ant was collecting food. Suddenly, a wind pushed the ant into the river. The ant said, "Help! Help!" and a pigeon heard it. Then, he grabbed a leaf and threw it in the river. The ant climbed on it, and then the pigeon and the ant became best friends. But one time, a hunter came to kill the pigeon. When the ant saw him, she bit his leg and the pigeon flew away from the arrow, and that's how friends are, everybody.
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilANTe!
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
What's more annoying than uncles?
Ants.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
What's worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl? If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."