Ant

Ant Jokes

If you had the strength of an ant you could lift the pyramid of giza (ants can lift items 20x their weight)

22 ants were playing football in a saucer. One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”

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How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?

If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).

The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)

Why can’t orphans play baseball they ant got got no home to run to Why can’t England people play chess they ant got no queen