Ant jokes
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
What's more annoying than uncles?
Ants.
What is the plural of goose? Geese.
What is the plural of foot? Feet.
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."
One time an ant was collecting food. Suddenly, a wind pushed the ant into the river. The ant said, "Help! Help!" and a pigeon heard it. Then, he grabbed a leaf and threw it in the river. The ant climbed on it, and then the pigeon and the ant became best friends. But one time, a hunter came to kill the pigeon. When the ant saw him, she bit his leg and the pigeon flew away from the arrow, and that's how friends are, everybody.
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilANTe!
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀