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22 ants were playing football in a saucer. One ant said to another one, “We’ll have to play better tomorrow. We’re playing in the cup!”

Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of anti-bodies.

How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?

If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).

So some ants in a colony go to war. they want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants. they start barging into home’s to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home and the lady-ant goes “Hey. why are you here? Can you please leave?” One of the ants reply with “I’m sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house”

why don’t ants get sick

because they have antybodies

i put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it but instead i got bit by ants