When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
Ant Jokes
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
What's worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Your uncle.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
