Ant Jokes

If you had the strength of an ant you could lift the pyramid of giza (ants can lift items 20x their weight)

22 ants were playing football in a saucer. One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”


How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?

If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).

The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)

Why can’t orphans play baseball they ant got got no home to run to Why can’t England people play chess they ant got no queen