What do you get when you have a annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex's, so I was completely alone.
"Son, I found a condom in your room."
"Gee, thanks, Grandpa!"
"Why are you calling me Grandpa?"
"Because I couldn't find it yesterday."
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
1273 depression got the best of me, i'm gonna cry in my room now
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day....but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
me: do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
bank teller: [eyes wide] uhhhhh
me: *scratches head with gun* man, i hate it when this happens
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common? They both light up the room
What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.
3 citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI, their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot them, he walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario, he put the gun up but couldn't pull the trigger so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario, he walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and says who the fucks be fucking my wife the room goes silent, the guy in the back finishes his beer and says you ain't got enough bullets.
I SH so much, even when i die and become a ghost, you can see red striped floating around the room.
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
Billy: I'm so use to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long distance relationship
Sally: Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall...
This is really mean... A man put a blind man in a circular room and said ur dinners in the corner
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
