So we all know that old kids joke why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad. Liam: I like you both. Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go Liam: I will go to paris. Mother: That's means you like dad more Liam: No, its because i like paris Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go. Liam: I will go to America. Mother: Why Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.
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Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
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Apparently Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. -- He wants to make America grate again.
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
What do you call a bee that lives in America. A USB
3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free".
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team because everyone who can run jump and swim is already in America
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk? -- In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
What is a Mexicans favourite sport
Cross country
What’s the a simulation between a penis and a rubix cube
The more you play with it the harder it gets
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all Beat the room for being black.
why are americans so dumb?
because they shoot the ones that go to school
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said we will never forget 911. I thought i should hope not its your phone number.
