Short jokes
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Which president has never gone to jail?
Lincoln because he's innocent in a cent, get it?
Adam and Eve had sex. It was paradise.
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
Uranus is a gas giant.
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
You have more chin than brain cells!
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!