Short jokes
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
I eat cockroaches.
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
Cardi B has very long nails.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.