What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
Uncle's Basement
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark! It's saying the guy's butt doesn't cry when he gets intimate, but the little kids in the uncle's basement do. Which implies, uh, not good things are happening in that basement. You probably think that's funny, you bottom feeder.