I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
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Alright listen up, nimrod. So this dude comes home and finds his wife looking like she's kicked the bucket on the couch. Instead of calling for help or, you know, showing some freakin' respect, he decides to get freaky with the 'corpse'. But plot twist! She ain't dead. She's just playing a messed-up prank. Get it? You probably don't, because your brain is smoother than a bowling ball.