I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store just to take me with him and scan my wrist.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it's perks.... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Why should you be friends with emo's? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off and when it expires they get rid of themselvs.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
What do you call a cheap circumcisim, a rip off
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An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount, I served in the war?" The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?" "Nein," said the old man.
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What does a pregnant slave and a pay less sale have in common? Buy one get one free
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off, I didn't know back to school sales were already starting
why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
You never think of how people will react to an event, my friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Want to save 50% on your Chinese??......
Elderly man: can I get a discount please, I fought in world war 2..
Cashier: sure!
Elderly man: danke
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm. It gave me a discount!
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at target. Why? The sale was all boys pants half off!
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it’s perks
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
