Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it's perks.... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store just to take me with him and scan my wrist.
What do you call a cheap circumcisim, a rip off
Why should you be friends with emo's? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off and when it expires they get rid of themselvs.
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount, I served in the war?" The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?" "Nein," said the old man.
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off, I didn't know back to school sales were already starting
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
Want to save 50% on your Chinese??......
Elderly man: can I get a discount please, I fought in world war 2..
Cashier: sure!
Elderly man: danke
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
You never think of how people will react to an event, my friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm. It gave me a discount!
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at target. Why? The sale was all boys pants half off!
How do you Get a discount off groceries
Scan the emo kids wrists
I went into the supermarket everything was half off. of course I took the bottom half of spider man
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Setting: Funeral Home
Customer: Yes I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation but I feel that's silly to ask.
Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over hear at a discounted 75 percent off. Customer: Okay? What's the catch. That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top of the line urns and will keep your loved ones remains secure and dry. Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep these have only been used once so it's is absolutely worth the purchase.
By: MiniMemorials.com
Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister so her got the family discount.
why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
