Suicidal Job

Okay, so listen up, you dummy. The joke plays on the stereotype of a butcher dealing with meat, but twists it with the dark humor of someone who's suicidal and horny. So, instead of just cutting meat, they're cutting themselves! I know you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, but try to keep up. Your brain is slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.