Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
Birthday Cake Heartburn
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up buttercup, Explain bear is here. The joke is that the patient goes to the doctor saying they get heartburn when they eat birthday cake. The doctor tells the patient to take off the candles the next time they eat the cake. It's funny because the doctor is implying that the candles are the reason the patient is getting heartburn, not the cake itself. And you probably eat candles, you sicko.