Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, ‘cus I gotta go back tomorrow.
Yeet
What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They're both pointless.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Kid 1: Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
What do you do when your sister askes you “why are you sad” Reply back with “Because you were born”
Fortnite is good (Awesome joke, right?)
The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)
In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa, one stops at the top of the skyscraper.
Alien vs Predator
Cosby vs E.T.
Robber:this is a robbery bitch Gunsalesman:No u
What is a school shooter's favorite animal??
A Desert Eagle
My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar
The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely PUNished