Dad: What did you learn in school today?

Timmy: Not enough, I guess, ‘cus I gotta go back tomorrow.

What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They're both pointless.

Kid 1: Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.

What do you do when your sister askes you “why are you sad” Reply back with “Because you were born”

The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)

In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.

What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa, one stops at the top of the skyscraper.

My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.


The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.


People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely PUNished