Short jokes
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
I wish my grass was edgy...
then it would cut itself...
There was a guy how had a stroke, eh.
He's all right.
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.
What do French ducks say?
Quoi quoi.
What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
My infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.