Short jokes
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not...
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"