Short jokes
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Sex is like show and tell: you show your pussy and dick, and then you tell each other how you feel.
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.
Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
Who is king of the insects?
The Monarch.
I'm so lonely, even the alphabet says "Hi."
JK.