Stolen Wheelchair

I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, numbskull! The 'joke' here is about stealing a wheelchair from a disabled kid, and then making a dumb joke about the kid standing up. Like he can just grow new legs or something! You probably think the Earth is flat too, don't you?

Comments (1)

Anonymous

3 years ago

You speak English?

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