Short jokes
Paper.
How is everyone? I just started school. Sixth grade, yeah!
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
American: How do you use a PC?
Amish: We use a potato.
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What store has the most vegetables?
A nursing home.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.