Short jokes
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Midget
Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.