Short jokes

If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.

If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.

People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.

Remember 2000? It was scary.

What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?

A project where people get lined up to be changed.

What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.

Eh.

I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.

What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?

We're all empty on the inside.

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.

A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

I'm back on BIGO Live.

Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?

Because they were just roman around.

My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.

So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

What games do orphans hate?

Bingo.

Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.

Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,

one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.