Short jokes
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
"Another one bites the dust."
I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
My son asked me how I'm so clean, "inside out." I told him because of bleach. The next day, I found him drinking the bleach.
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
I respect cancer more than I respect depression.
At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.