Cream pie jokes
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
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Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, itβs called a loaded potato. π₯΄π¦΄π¨π₯
I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."
Why did the cow lick your mum?
Because she had a cream pie.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.
What do gay men like cocks?
π¦π¦π¦ they like the cream filling π
No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.
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