Baker Jokes

Phydeaux

Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr Baker was probably a baker. Mr Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr Dickinson…

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Daniel King
in Cookie

What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?🍪

Ooh,snicker doodles.

Niki minaj
in Michael Jackson

micheal jackson goes to his favourite bakery: says to the workers " this is my favourite baker hehe

What does Fred say?

Recently I’ve found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker down town in Manhattan, New York thinking I wouldn’t find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.

yo

why did the baker give the shopper a butt? because she asked for a butt!!

Anonymous

Why did the Bakers hands smell of shit? He kneaded a turd

yo

why did the baker give the shopper a butt? because she asked for buns!!

Death&Decay
in Woman

I’ll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man. and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can I’ll pat you, and prick you , and mark you with my "D" And then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!

Death&Decay
in Woman

I’ll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man. and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can I’ll pat you, and prick you , and mark you with my "D" And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!