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Means

Zane

Rules of Dark humor:

  1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
  2. No saying “Me” or “My Life” as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
  3. Don’t Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
  • Sincerely, Zane

Dad

Anonymous

My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.

Keep

not hitler

whats the difrence between hitler and you

one didnt keep posting on twiter about killing them selfs

Alphabet

Anonymous

What has more letters than the alphabet? – The post office.

Depression

Anonymous

I’m a Model. my doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram. (Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts

Difference

Tater

What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.

People

Landon

I am trying to re comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here. Here are some rules to make a good joke: 1: don’t say “my life” 2: proof read your joke, and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it 3: And don’t re post things (although this last one is hippocritical because this was me trying to repost something but it is still a good rule to go by)

Depression

bre/laim

me: "comment if you love yourself and give me a reason" friends: comments give reason me: "notice how i commented nothing day later mom: let me see your tik tok me: shows her the video mom: calls suicide JK she just beat me for posting a video on her

Test

Jimmy smith

We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test

Bank

Latinojoker

I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan . Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper. SO they didn’t want to Post M"loan.

Puns

Anonymous

I have a really good construction joke but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it

People

snowball

Post malone was in the hospitle but he is BETTER NOW.

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Man

Jonas

How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?

  • Come post!

Post

Anonymous

I would post a joke but maybe it’s too deadpan

Time

https://discord.gg/FGcMxj9tHk

Can we make this post the most liked post on the website?? Here is a joke to help:

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.

Cow

Hannah p

My joke: You have to guess answers come at 3:00 Why did the cow jump in space

Hint… it smelled it fav food 🍱 and saw his futu

That hint was technically the whole awnser can you guess in 3 hours lol I will be posting every time and my give away starts at 5:00 my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs

Sun

Anonymous

Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star

  • sorry for posting this

Darkness

behaviourist

make this the most liked post

Name

Rip special

Why’d the chicken cross the road?

That doesn’t matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!

also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.

Man

London Young

What is the post man favorite fruit water-mail’in

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