Post Jokes

no1

Knock knock,

Whos there

Stop

Stop who

Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before

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Like this post to have give someone you hate bad luck

Zane

Rules of Dark humor:

  1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
  2. No saying “Me” or “My Life” as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
  3. Don’t Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
  • Sincerely, Zane
Anonymous
in Depression

I’m a Model. my doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram. (Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts

not hitler

whats the difrence between hitler and you

one didnt keep posting on twiter about killing them selfs

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tj

this post will get no commets or likes.

Anonymous

My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.

Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.

bre/laim
in Depression

me: "comment if you love yourself and give me a reason" friends: comments give reason me: "notice how i commented nothing day later mom: let me see your tik tok me: shows her the video mom: calls suicide JK she just beat me for posting a video on her

If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short term memory disorder and dyscalculia so please remember that no-one likes to be picked on for things that they can’t control.

Tater
in Difference

What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.

hot stuff

it’s not that i dont get the laugh but most of you need to read thru what’s already been posted cause everybody’s saying the same shit.

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Tarik

Guys let’s make this post have the most comments on the whole website

Landon

I am trying to re comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here. Here are some rules to make a good joke: 1: don’t say “my life” 2: proof read your joke, and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it 3: And don’t re post things (although this last one is hippocritical because this was me trying to repost something but it is still a good rule to go by)

Anonymous

What has more letters than the alphabet? – The post office.

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Jimmy smith

We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test

Anonymous

We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171) right now there are 155 so put more comments https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603e8cd3eccd25122cb21897/guys-lets-make-this-post-have-the-most-comments-on-the-whole-website