Rules of Dark humor:

  1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
  2. No saying “Me” or “My Life” as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
  3. Don’t Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
  • Sincerely, Zane

My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.

What has more letters than the alphabet? – The post office.

I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan . Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper. SO they didn’t want to Post M"loan.

What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.

I’m a Model. my doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram. (Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts

whats the difrence between hitler and you

one didnt keep posting on twiter about killing them selfs

I have a really good construction joke but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it

Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star

  • sorry for posting this

Post malone was in the hospitle but he is BETTER NOW.

How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?

  • Come post!

I am trying to re comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here. Here are some rules to make a good joke: 1: don’t say “my life” 2: proof read your joke, and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it 3: And don’t re post things (although this last one is hippocritical because this was me trying to repost something but it is still a good rule to go by)

Why’d the chicken cross the road?

That doesn’t matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!

also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.

make this the most liked post

We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test

I would post a joke but maybe it’s too deadpan

Me:Sister STOP STEALING MY STUFF OR I WILL MAKE U FEEL BAD Sister:No I wont stop Me:Fine im telling the world what u did Sister:What you will see when i post it Sister:WHY DID U TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD ME:BECAUSE U DON´T HAVE A LIFE

what do u call hitler

gay follow my instagram @kaching_memes I post offensive videos that will make u laugh

What goes after the butt?— the POST-erior

So this women had a job she wanted to hang out with her boyfriend the she lied about having corona virus then she got out of work then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend then she said i lied now we can you no water sigh lick sigh then her boss texted Ew and YOUR FIRED. one more story one day this teen named alexis got kicked out of a house then went to live with her bf then she got pregnant posted it all on social media

You know how on Snapchat hmu means hit me up? A school posted smu. Nikolas Cruz responded.

follow me on instagram and for a suprise btw you have to like all my posts :)

Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?