100+ Post Jokes

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Stop.

Stop who?

Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!

This post will get no comments or likes.

Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.

I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.

Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.

I'm a Model. My doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram.

(Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts

Why I come here instead of reddit nowadays >:\

The image shows Moe from The Simpsons with a noose around his neck, looking sad. Above him, the text says: "When all of your suicide memes get removed by the mods for being too edgy, but then you see someone else posting a suicide meme and getting 7.5k upvotes."

Rules of Dark humor:

1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.

2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.

3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that.

I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.

- Sincerely, Zane

Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.

what's the difference between hitler and you?

one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.

My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.

Make this "joke" get 69 comments & 69 likes.

It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.

Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."

Friends: comments give reason.

Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."

Day later:

Mom: Let me see your TikTok.

Me: Shows her the video.

Mom: calls suicide.

JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.

What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.

Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.

I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.

If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.

How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?

9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.