Rules of Dark humor:
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
whats the difrence between hitler and you
one didnt keep posting on twiter about killing them selfs
What has more letters than the alphabet? – The post office.
I’m a Model. my doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram. (Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
I am trying to re comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here. Here are some rules to make a good joke: 1: don’t say “my life” 2: proof read your joke, and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it 3: And don’t re post things (although this last one is hippocritical because this was me trying to repost something but it is still a good rule to go by)
me: "comment if you love yourself and give me a reason" friends: comments give reason me: "notice how i commented nothing day later mom: let me see your tik tok me: shows her the video mom: calls suicide JK she just beat me for posting a video on her
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan . Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper. SO they didn’t want to Post M"loan.
I have a really good construction joke but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it
Post malone was in the hospitle but he is BETTER NOW.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
I would post a joke but maybe it’s too deadpan
Can we make this post the most liked post on the website?? Here is a joke to help:
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
My joke: You have to guess answers come at 3:00 Why did the cow jump in space
Hint… it smelled it fav food 🍱 and saw his futu
That hint was technically the whole awnser can you guess in 3 hours lol I will be posting every time and my give away starts at 5:00 my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star
make this the most liked post
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
That doesn’t matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
What is the post man favorite fruit water-mail’in
