Post Jokes

Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.

I'm a Model. my doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram. (Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts

Rules of Dark humor: 1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits. 2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes. 3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site. - Sincerely, Zane

Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.

whats the difrence between hitler and you

one didnt keep posting on twiter about killing them selfs

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.

My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.

it's not that i dont get the laugh but most of you need to read thru what's already been posted cause everybody's saying the same shit.

Knock knock,

Whos there

Stop

Stop who

Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before

me: "comment if you love yourself and give me a reason" friends: comments give reason me: "notice how i commented nothing day later mom: let me see your tik tok me: shows her the video mom: calls suicide JK she just beat me for posting a video on her

What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.

What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.

this post will get no commets or likes.

Guys let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website

I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes they said they will stop soon

If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.

ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."

SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"

How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb? 9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb

I am trying to re comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here. Here are some rules to make a good joke: 1: don’t say “my life” 2: proof read your joke, and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it 3: And don’t re post things (although this last one is hippocritical because this was me trying to repost something but it is still a good rule to go by)