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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Stop.

Stop who?

Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!

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  • Faker

    Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.

    I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.

    Model

    I'm a Model. My doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram.

    (Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts

    Dark Humor

    Rules of Dark humor:

    1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.

    2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.

    3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that.

    I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.

    - Sincerely, Zane

    LGBTQ

    Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.

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  • Hitler

    what's the difference between hitler and you?

    one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.

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  • Envelope

    What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.

    Dad

    My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.

    Shit

    It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.

    TikTok

    Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."

    Friends: comments give reason.

    Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."

    Day later:

    Mom: Let me see your TikTok.

    Me: Shows her the video.

    Mom: calls suicide.

    JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.

    Hitler

    What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

    Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.

    Friend

    I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.

    Like

    If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.

    Feminist

    How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?

    9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.

    Video

    ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."

    SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"

    Robot test

    We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.