Darkness

Zane

Rules of Dark humor:

  1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
  2. No saying “Me” or “My Life” as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
  3. Don’t Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
  • Sincerely, Zane

Dad

Anonymous

My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.

Difference

Tater

What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.

Alphabet

Anonymous

What has more letters than the alphabet? – The post office.

Keep

not hitler

whats the difrence between hitler and you

one didnt keep posting on twiter about killing them selfs

Depression

Anonymous

I’m a Model. my doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram. (Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts

Bank

Latinojoker

I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan . Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper. SO they didn’t want to Post M"loan.

People

Landon

I am trying to re comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here. Here are some rules to make a good joke: 1: don’t say “my life” 2: proof read your joke, and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it 3: And don’t re post things (although this last one is hippocritical because this was me trying to repost something but it is still a good rule to go by)

Puns

Anonymous

I have a really good construction joke but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it

Test

Jimmy smith

We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test

People

snowball

Post malone was in the hospitle but he is BETTER NOW.

Man

Jonas

How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?

  • Come post!

Sun

Anonymous

Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star

  • sorry for posting this

Name

Rip special

Why’d the chicken cross the road?

That doesn’t matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!

also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.

Darkness

behaviourist

make this the most liked post

Man

London Young

What is the post man favorite fruit water-mail’in

Sister

Anonymous

I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook

Post

Anonymous

I would post a joke but maybe it’s too deadpan

Sister

PrettyPasaska

Me:Sister STOP STEALING MY STUFF OR I WILL MAKE U FEEL BAD Sister:No I wont stop Me:Fine im telling the world what u did Sister:What you will see when i post it Sister:WHY DID U TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD ME:BECAUSE U DON´T HAVE A LIFE

German

@kaching_memes

what do u call hitler

gay follow my instagram @kaching_memes I post offensive videos that will make u laugh

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