Post jokes

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Stop.

Stop who?

Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!

Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.

I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.

I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."

Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!

Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.

Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯

P.l.a.n.e.

Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?

Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.

You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!

What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?

Post Office.

Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈

Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?

Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning, just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him, Rachel said, "Watch two martial arts movies, eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar."

Jim replied with a shocked look, "That's what I do after Mr. Tugman shakes my hand too long."

Let's beat that "lEtS gET 69 LikEs anD CoMmEntS" with 21 dislikes on this post. #21gang

Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?

Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.

Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?

Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.

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