Fluff jokes
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.
What the fluff happened to this website?
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
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Ok, I need to make some things straight. This site has gone into chaos because of this stupid stuff that’s been going on, so right now I’m only gonna tell the facts. No stupid false stuff, no fluff, nothing. You guys need to understand what happened. A week ago, I attempted scuicide by overdose via Benadryl and a mix of other random opioids. This was around 7:55 AM EST. I passed out, making a big banging sound, awak… Read more