Fluff jokes

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.

What the fluff happened to this website?

What's pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff.

You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.

What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

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Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.

The teacher asked her class to use "definitely" in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin, but the sky can also be blue or black," the teacher replied.

Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him and picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally, she called on him. "Mine's more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no, Johnny, why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well, if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.