Fluff jokes
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.
What the fluff happened to this website?
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍨 🍨 🍨 🍨
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.
He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt, quack!
Community talk
Ok, I need to make some things straight. This site has gone into chaos because of this stupid stuff that’s been going on, so right now I’m only gonna tell the facts. No stupid false stuff, no fluff, nothing. You guys need to understand what happened. A week ago, I attempted scuicide by overdose via Benadryl and a mix of other random opioids. This was around 7:55 AM EST. I passed out, making a big banging sound, awak… Read more