Fluff jokes
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.
What the fluff happened to this website?
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
Community talk
Ok, I need to make some things straight. This site has gone into chaos because of this stupid stuff that’s been going on, so right now I’m only gonna tell the facts. No stupid false stuff, no fluff, nothing. You guys need to understand what happened. A week ago, I attempted scuicide by overdose via Benadryl and a mix of other random opioids. This was around 7:55 AM EST. I passed out, making a big banging sound, awak… Read more