I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy he started crying and I said stand up for you self
Asian kid : I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math. Me : That’s what I call a orphan!
Want to hear a joke about pizza never mind it is to cheesy
Why aren’t apple chargers called apple juice. Also How do u throw away trash cans?
Why is everyone scared of 7??
Because 7,8,9 (seven ate nine)
What do you call sad coffee...deppereso!
I'm a recovering cake addict
Which way did the cow jump over the moon? - The MILKY way!!!
What is brown and sticky - a stick :)
An 80 year old blind man ask his grandson can you grab my glasses Then the grandson say did you get in the flour again Grandpa said no it was the weed