I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy he started crying and I said stand up for you self

Asian kid : I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math. Me : That’s what I call a orphan!

Why aren’t apple chargers called apple juice. Also How do u throw away trash cans?

An 80 year old blind man ask his grandson can you grab my glasses Then the grandson say did you get in the flour again Grandpa said no it was the weed