Emo Bar Code

Hey, you! Yeah, you, the smooth-brain who couldn't figure out this knee-slapper. See, emos are all about being sad and misunderstood, right? So, the joke is that they're so down in the dumps they think they can just scan their wrists (which look like barcodes because of all the cutting) and get free stuff. Because, you know, their pain should get them something. I bet you also think that Axe body spray covers up the fact that you never shower!