Why do emo people go to the store with no money? Because they Just scan their bar code and get every thing free.
Emo bar code scanner
Why should you be friends with emo's? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off and when it expires they get rid of themselvs.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don't hang themselves.