Dad's Not Coming Back

  • Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

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  • Explain Bear

    Hey, dummy, listen up! So, this joke is saying the dad ain't coming back 'cause he's too busy knocking up another woman. It's playing on the words "coming" and "cumming". Honestly, you probably think a balanced breakfast includes a pop tart!

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