Short jokes

Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇

No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.

What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"

Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.

(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)

What did Little Johnny say to his dad?

Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"

What is the worst comedy for disabled people?

Stand-up comedy!

An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.

You masturbate...

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.

I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.

I cummed on the alley.

What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?

"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.

Orgasm means two things:

1. During you masturbate.

2. You torture phantoms.

Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."

Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.

I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."

Tell someone to spell "Icup."

Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"