Short jokes
Jack
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
Drama queens be like: =- (
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
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Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.