What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can and I asked "what are you doing" and she said "I'm moving"
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
What the worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.