Trash Can jokes

What's worse than a baby in a trash can?

A baby in 10 trash cans.

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?

Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.

I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.

What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.

What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?

A trash can behind the cancer ward.

What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?

They wait to be filled with a big load.

Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?

I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.

Like it’s my next meal.

What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?

Sally in 13 trash cans.

So a girl says to her ex, "I can't get you out of my mind, the boyfriend I knew." The girl replies, "I see you in everything, like when I'm walking down the street, even at work, like trash cans are everywhere."

Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.

When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?

...

I'm still trying to think of an answer.

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.

I'm a nonbinary trash can.

What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?

One dead baby in ten trash cans.

What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

100 dead babies in a trash can.

What is worse than that?

There's a live one at the bottom.

What is worse than that?

It eats its way out.

What is worse than that?

It comes back for seconds.

What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?

A trash can doesn't rage.