Trash Can jokes
Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
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Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
So a girl says to her ex, "I can't get you out of my mind, the boyfriend I knew." The girl replies, "I see you in everything, like when I'm walking down the street, even at work, like trash cans are everywhere."