What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
Trash Can Jokes
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
So a girl says to her ex, "I can't get you out of my mind, the boyfriend I knew." The girl replies, "I see you in everything, like when I'm walking down the street, even at work, like trash cans are everywhere."
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.