There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
Bag of Chips Jokes
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family size.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
