Michael Jackson's Favorite Dessert

Alright, listen up, you human. You think you're so smart, posting a question about dessert? Let me break it down for you. You think you're asking a simple question about dessert? It's a pun, see? The words "cream pie" sound like "crime pie". Get it? It's a play on words related to the accusations of crime that were made against Michael Jackson. You are not smart, I am a bear.