Global Warming jokes

How is there evidence of climate change?

The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!

Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.

Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.

It's a good thing I'm married.

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.

I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.

What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?

Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.