Global Warming

Global Warming Jokes

Planet

Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.

It's a good thing I'm married.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.

Yo mama

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

Igloo

I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.