Global Warming jokes

Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.

It's a good thing I'm married.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.

I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.

How is there evidence of climate change?

The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!

What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?