Global Warming jokes

How is there evidence of climate change?

The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!

Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.

Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.

It's a good thing I'm married.

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.

What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?

I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.

Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0