Global Warming jokes

Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.

How is there evidence of climate change?

The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!

I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.

It's a good thing I'm married.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.

What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?