Global Warming jokes

How is there evidence of climate change?

The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!

Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.

Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.

It's a good thing I'm married.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.