Short jokes
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
What store is the most public?
Publix!
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
Dog: Woof!
Butcher: Say less.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.