Emo people jokes

Scene

Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.

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  • People

    There's two types of emo people:

    1. People that cut side to side.

    2. And people that cut up and down.

    The most efficient is up and down.

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  • Emo

    What do you call a group of emo people?

    "The Suicide Squad."

    Emo

    What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.

    Store

    Why do emo people go to the store with no money?

    Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.

    People

    Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!

    Emo kid

    What do you call a group of Emo kids?

    Suicide Squad.

    What jumps and never let's go?

    An Emo kid.

    I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.

    Dead.

    Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?

    The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.

    Emo girl

    Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.

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