Emo People Jokes

Scene

Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.

People

There's two types of emo people:

1. People that cut side to side.

2. And people that cut up and down.

The most efficient is up and down.

Emo

What do you call a group of emo people?

"The Suicide Squad."

Emo

What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.

Store

Why do emo people go to the store with no money?

Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.

People

Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!