Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
Deez nutz!
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
He's a Fortnite kid, haha!
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
