Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
The Upside of Marriage
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! The joke here is all about dodging that global warming bullet. This dude is saying that since he's married, he's technically not a 'single person,' so he's safe. Get it? You wouldn't, you are single and probably think climate change is a hoax.