suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry
What did the talking rope say to the man? Just hang in there
you look sexy with that rope around your neck
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out
dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
somebody told me to cheer up so....i told him to pass me a rope :)
i once called a depressed guy why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone (im not englishs so i could've talked bad)
What's the difference between me and a rope? The rope doesn't hang from itself
what did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing he was hanging
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"
I told my mom to get rope for a project and when she got home I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang
I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran
Fuck off
What’s it called when you give emo some rope as a present? Murder.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree? The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
Q.What hit the ground first when falling out of a tree a leaf or a emo kid? A. Leaf there is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
what hit the ground first in a tree a leaf or a emo kid the leaf because a emo kid got a rope to save him
