Rope Jokes

Bad

suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry

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Anonymous
in Depression

are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you

Anonymous
in Depression

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope…

Korvus

What game does an emo hate the most?

Cut the Rope

Lachlan
in Depression

What did the rope say to me?

“hey there man, you wanna hang later?”

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Anonymous

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Anonymous

I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree… She dropped the rope and ran

Wooster
in Depression

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

boi

what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?

showing them the ropes.

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who_asked7
in Emo

You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope

James

An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope

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Fire

Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. The Phrase Jump Rope mean to different things

Anonymous

How do you get my neighbor out of their tree? You untie the rope.

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Cassidee Endicott

What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang

Anonymous

a leaf and a emo fall from a tree who its the ground first…

the leaf the rope stopped the emo

Anonymous
in Depression

I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.

Suicide joke lover

Go commit neck rope

Anonymous

When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground?

Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope

Anonymous
in Emo

What’s the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.

Cooopppppaaaaa

What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?

the feather. the rope stopped the kid