suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry
I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?
The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
I did a bunjee jump for charity recently. It was called spastics on elastics
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what”
How do you get my neighbor out of their tree? You untie the rope.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
What did the rope say to my depressed ass
~ hey you wanna hang
What would fall out of a tree first? A depressed person or a feather?.
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
somebody told me to cheer up so....i told him to pass me a rope :)
What's an emo person's least favorite game??? Cut The Rope.
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide but then thinks "maybe i shouldn't be doing this" and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid
do you want to hang later
