suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry
I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"
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somebody told me to cheer up so....i told him to pass me a rope :)
i once called a depressed guy why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone (im not englishs so i could've talked bad)
you look sexy with that rope around your neck
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out
What did the talking rope say to the man? Just hang in there
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?
The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
showing them the ropes.
I did a bunjee jump for charity recently. It was called spastics on elastics
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. The Phrase Jump Rope mean to different things
[God creating spiders] God: make it have 8 legs Angel: ok? bit excessive but ok God: and 8 eyes Angel: You need to calm down and li- God: give it a butt rope
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what”
How do you get my neighbor out of their tree? You untie the rope.
