suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry

What did the rope say to me?

“hey there man, you wanna hang later?”

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope…

I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree… She dropped the rope and ran

are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

What game does an emo hate the most?

Cut the Rope

what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?

showing them the ropes.

How do you get my neighbor out of their tree? You untie the rope.

An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope

What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?

the feather. the rope stopped the kid

Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. The Phrase Jump Rope mean to different things

I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.

What would fall out of a tree first? A depressed person or a feather?.

Answer: The feather wouldn’t. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.

What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang

Go commit neck rope

What’s the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.

a leaf and a emo fall from a tree who its the ground first…

the leaf the rope stopped the emo

When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground?

Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope