People

Bad

suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry

Depression

Anonymous

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope…

Tree

Anonymous

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Give

boi

what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?

showing them the ropes.

Tree

Anonymous

How do you get my neighbor out of their tree? You untie the rope.

Depression

Wooster

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

Girlfriend

Anonymous

I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree… She dropped the rope and ran

Depression

ya boiii

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope…

Depression

Anonymous

I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.

Kid

James

An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope

Depression

Anonymous

are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you

Depression

Lachlan

What did the rope say to me?

“hey there man, you wanna hang later?”

Neck

Suicide joke lover

Go commit neck rope

Legs

ethan

[God creating spiders] God: make it have 8 legs Angel: ok? bit excessive but ok God: and 8 eyes Angel: You need to calm down and li- God: give it a butt rope

Game

a bad joke

What’s an emo person’s least favorite game??? Cut The Rope.

Depression

Anonymous

What would fall out of a tree first? A depressed person or a feather?.

Answer: The feather wouldn’t. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.

Baby

anon

Whats better than swinging a baby around on a rope??? Stopping it with a shovel.

Tree

THAT MEXICAN

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Just cut the rope.

Kid

Anonymous

When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground?

Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope

Depression

Anonymous

How can you save a depressed person from a tree? you cut the rope

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