suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope…

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

How do you get my neighbor out of their tree? You untie the rope.

what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?

showing them the ropes.

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree… She dropped the rope and ran

An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope

[God creating spiders] God: make it have 8 legs Angel: ok? bit excessive but ok God: and 8 eyes Angel: You need to calm down and li- God: give it a butt rope

Go commit neck rope

What’s an emo person’s least favorite game??? Cut The Rope.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Just cut the rope.

Whats better than swinging a baby around on a rope??? Stopping it with a shovel.

How can you save a depressed person from a tree? you cut the rope

I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”

What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cook out?

A jump rope!

So I am an emo dude so I sit in the back of the class and I talk to no one.But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me so I just ignored him.Then he got really pissed off and said “I’m gonna kill you”.I was like “Your gonna kill me just because I ignored you, is your ego that big, wow.”He left then the next day he brought his goons with him and said “now your dead” I ignored him again and he said “you will pay for this.”So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house then him and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died so I kept on walking.I had some rope traps set.This was the best day of my life.

This is why you never mess with emo’s.We have ropes everywhere.

director: hi. we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie. actor: really? what do I do? director: you will play the part of the cliff (holds up hanging rope)

So there are these 3 strings, they walk into a bar. People are giving them looks. The small chap is your typical thin cord. He walks to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. He replies, “Oii, your kind ain’t welcomed here so take your drink, mates and fuck off.” He goes back to his mates and says, “We’d better get outta here.” “Nonsense.” replies the mid guy, he’s your typical string. Goes to the barman and same story. Finally the last guy, He’s your typical rope. He burst out, “Fuck this!”. He twits and ties himself whilst messing up his hair. He struts up to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. The barman does so and whilst he prepares the drink he opens with, “Say aren’t you a string?” “No, I’m a frayed knot.”

What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?

Stopping it with a shovel.