How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry

what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?

showing them the ropes.

[God creating spiders] God: make it have 8 legs Angel: ok? bit excessive but ok God: and 8 eyes Angel: You need to calm down and li- God: give it a butt rope

How do you get an emo out of a tree? You cut the rope.

How do you get my neighbor out of their tree? You untie the rope.

An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope

What’s an emo person’s least favorite game??? Cut The Rope.

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope…

Go commit neck rope

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Just cut the rope.

I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”

Whats better than swinging a baby around on a rope??? Stopping it with a shovel.

What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?

Stopping it with a shovel.

So there are these 3 strings, they walk into a bar. People are giving them looks. The small chap is your typical thin cord. He walks to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. He replies, “Oii, your kind ain’t welcomed here so take your drink, mates and f... off.” He goes back to his mates and says, “We’d better get outta here.” “Nonsense.” replies the mid guy, he’s your typical string. Goes to the barman and same story. Finally the last guy, He’s your typical rope. He burst out, “F... this!”. He twits and ties himself whilst messing up his hair. He struts up to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. The barman does so and whilst he prepares the drink he opens with, “Say aren’t you a string?” “No, I’m a frayed knot.”

How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.

tree how do you get and emo out of a tree you cut the rope

I did not want to join sailing but my friend roped me into it.

director: hi. we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie. actor: really? what do I do? director: you will play the part of the cliff (holds up hanging rope)

So I am an emo dude so I sit in the back of the class and I talk to no one.But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me so I just ignored him.Then he got really pissed off and said “I’m gonna kill you”.I was like “Your gonna kill me just because I ignored you, is your ego that big, wow.”He left then the next day he brought his goons with him and said “now your dead” I ignored him again and he said “you will pay for this.”So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house then him and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died so I kept on walking.I had some rope traps set.This was the best day of my life.

This is why you never mess with emo’s.We have ropes everywhere.

Dad there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig and then I made pulled pork out of him

Son he is dinner

when the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like indiana jones

whats worse than aaron with downsyndrome aaron with a rope

f... off

poop