She jokes
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
How did Sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"