She jokes

Little Johnny is a trucker. He stops at a bar. Johnny sees a sign that says, "Hamburgers for two dollars, cheeseburger for three dollars, handjob for ten dollars." He walks up to the bartender and whispers to her, "Are you the one that gives the handjobs for ten dollars?" She replies, "Yes, that's me." Johnny says, "Well, can you wash your hands because I want a cheeseburger?"

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.

Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "I gagged."

Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.

I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie. Your other brothers can't deny that she's fly. We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that. She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half black. But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F. 'Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain't a chef. And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol But if I were you, I wouldn't kiss your mom on the mouth at all. She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed. She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I'll be honest She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna. She's so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess. I didn't wanna tell you, but I had to write this song 'Cause I'm in your house every night doin' your mo-om.

When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."

A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."

My bully: Your face is ugly.

Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.

My bully: :(

My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

Why'd the girl fall off the swing?

'Cause she had no arms.

Knock, knock!! Who's there?

Not the girl.

Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.

I asked a librarian if they had a section with Rocky Horror books.

She said: "Sure, just take a jump to the left and then a step to the right."

My mom said to go do the dishes, but she did them before me, so I killed myself.

Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.