She jokes
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Memes
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"