She jokes

Titanic

Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.

Me: Nice.

Friend: She got some red on her shirt.

Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///

Migraine

Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"

Momma

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

Memes

Mama

Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......

And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*

Mama

Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!

Food

When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!

Sex

The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!

Glove

Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.

Door

My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.

Mum

Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?

Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.

Fat

When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.

When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!

Mama

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"