Swing

Swing Jokes

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did Sally fall out of the swing She had no arms Why couldn’t she get up Because she had no friends.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who's there? not sally ~ what first went through sally's head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike

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Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms. Knock knock, Who’s there? Not lil Susie

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What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? stopping it with a cricket bat

Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock who's there not bob

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Why did sally fall of the swing-someone chucked a brick at her. Why did sally through a clock out the window-she had brain damage from the brick.

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Whats better than swinging a baby around on a rope??? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why can't sally swing? Because she has no arms Knock knock, "who's there?", not sally

*new* Where did sally go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere

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Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.

Knock knock? *who's there?* Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus