Arms

Anonymous

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.

Knock knock Who’s there? Not Susie.

Friend

Punk

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn’t she get up? She had no friends. Knock Knock (Who’s there?) Not Sally…

Sally

Matt

Why did little sally fall of the swings? Because she had no arms What did sally get for Christmas? Gloves! Only joking…she still hasn’t opened the box

Sally

;)

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who’s there? not sally ~ what first went through sally’s head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike

Puns

Anonymous

What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? – A bi-polar-bear.

Friend

Samuel

Why did Sally fall out of the swing She had no arms Why couldn’t she get up Because she had no friends.

Friend

Sally ****er

What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?

Not Sally.

Sally

Anonymous

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Thanos snapped.

Arms

Anonymous

Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms. Knock knock, Who’s there? Not lil Susie

Friend

Anonymous

Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.

People

Anonymous

Why are blind people so good ad being a jedi? They are always swinging a stick

Fall

Anonymous

Why did Mary fall off the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator

Difference

Anonymous

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”

“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”

“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”

“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”

“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

America

Amylia

Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock who’s there not bob

Baby

anon

Whats better than swinging a baby around on a rope??? Stopping it with a shovel.

Sally

Bateson 87

Why did sally fall off the swing ?

Because someone booted her in the face 🤣🤣

Man

Dellwell

A women walkes into a supermarket and sees a blined man swing a dog around in the air so the women walkes up to him and asked “what what are you doing” the man says " just having a look round"

Sally

Awesome

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms 'knock knock" whos there not sally

Sally

Anonymous

Why can’t sally swing? Because she has no arms Knock knock, “who’s there?”, not sally

new Where did sally go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere

Friend

Hardy Devil

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Susie…

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