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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.

Knock knock Who’s there? Not Susie.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn’t she get up? She had no friends. Knock Knock (Who’s there?) Not Sally…

Why did little sally fall of the swings? Because she had no arms What did sally get for Christmas? Gloves! Only joking…she still hasn’t opened the box

Why did Mary fall off the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who’s there? not sally ~ what first went through sally’s head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike

Why did Sally fall out of the swing She had no arms Why couldn’t she get up Because she had no friends.

Why are blind people so good ad being a jedi? They are always swinging a stick

Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms. Knock knock, Who’s there? Not lil Susie

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock (Who’s there) Not Sally

What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? – A bi-polar-bear.

Whats better than swinging a baby around on a rope??? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock who’s there not bob

Why did sally fall of the swing-someone chucked a brick at her. Why did sally through a clock out the window-she had brain damage from the brick.

What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head? Stopping it with the shovel

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Not Sally…

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Susie…

Why can’t sally swing? Because she has no arms Knock knock, “who’s there?”, not sally

new Where did sally go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Thanos snapped.

A women walkes into a supermarket and sees a blined man swing a dog around in the air so the women walkes up to him and asked “what what are you doing” the man says " just having a look round"

How do you get a clown of your swing?

You shoot it.