Swing Jokes

Anonymous

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.

Knock knock Who’s there? Not Susie.

Punk

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn’t she get up? She had no friends. Knock Knock (Who’s there?) Not Sally…

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Matt
in Anti-jokes

Why did little sally fall of the swings? Because she had no arms What did sally get for Christmas? Gloves! Only joking…she still hasn’t opened the box

Dark Humormanguydude

A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says " Stop ye Im a magical tree you can’t cut me." “I’m a magical tree!” the man mocks then as he goes to swing the axe he says,“you may be a magical tree… But you will dialog!”

;)
in Sally

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who’s there? not sally ~ what first went through sally’s head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike

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Anonymous

Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.

Anonymous
in Animal

What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? – A bi-polar-bear.

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Sally ****er
in Sally

What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?

Not Sally.

Samuel

Why did Sally fall out of the swing She had no arms Why couldn’t she get up Because she had no friends.

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Anonymous

Why are blind people so good ad being a jedi? They are always swinging a stick

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Anonymous

Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms. Knock knock, Who’s there? Not lil Susie

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Anonymous
in Sally

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Thanos snapped.

George

A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him “Hey man What the hell you doing?”. Blind guy says “Just looking around”

Amylia
in America

Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock who’s there not bob

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Anonymous
in Anti-jokes

Why did Mary fall off the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator

Anonymous
in Arms

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”

“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”

“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”

“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”

“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

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Anonymous
in Baby

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.

anon

Whats better than swinging a baby around on a rope??? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Dellwell

A women walkes into a supermarket and sees a blined man swing a dog around in the air so the women walkes up to him and asked “what what are you doing” the man says " just having a look round"

Anonymous
in Insult

A person could build a playground with your mood swings.