Abandoned House

Jack and Jill went up to an abandoned house.

Jack drank too much and unzipped his fly. Jack said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "No." So Jack locked both of them in the house and put a gag in Jill's mouth, tied her to a bed. He ripped off her dress and underwear. He took off his pants and his underwear too, then put on a condom. He then put a pill in her mouth and made her swallow. One minute later she was asleep. He took off her gag and mounted himself on her, then stuck his "candystick" in her mouth, next her fanny. Then his condom broke, but he was too drunk to notice. Nine months later a baby's born and Jack's in jail as the father.

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Alright listen up, buttercup. This here joke is about a dude named Jack who does a lot of bad stuff to Jill. He gets her drunk, locks her up, and then forces himself on her while she's passed out. And guess what? A baby comes along and Jack ends up in the slammer. So, basically, the joke is about the consequences of really bad behavior.

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Christ's sake - learn to spell