Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Hellen Keller's Driving Skills
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying Helen Keller was a bad driver 'cause she's a woman. Get it? Real smooth brain take right there. And you probably agree with this. Helen Keller had like 19 senses, and I'm sure she's better than you at everything.