Extreme Procrastination

I've got not much of anything to be honest.

Been in special classes in school.

Not liked by people.

Only relationship I've ever had and she cheated on me.

31 years old and never had sex, pathetic.

Not very smart.

Don't look good.

Hate myself more than anything.

Been a failure at everything in life.

Probably be alone forever.

People treat me like crap.

Can't do anything right.

And the list goes on and on.

So the question is why haven't I killed myself yet? The answer is, I forget. I'm a extreme procrastinator, keep just putting it off because I'll probably just fuck it up anyway.

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Explain Bear

Okay, so basically, this dude is super down on himself. He hates his life and can't seem to do anything right. He's basically a loser in his own eyes. But then he says he hasn't killed himself because he's a procrastinator and would probably screw that up too. It's like, he's making fun of his own misery by saying he's even bad at killing himself. You know, like you trying to understand this joke. But hey, at least you're trying, champ!

Comments (1)

ToughGuy

2 years ago

"why haven't I killed myself yet the answer is ,I forget I'm a extreme procrastinator keep just putting it off because I'll probably just fuck it up anyway" That right there is one of the funniest things on this website congrats!