She jokes

There are so many things about Tracy Latimer's murder that I wish I knew. Did he buckle up her seatbelt? Did he put the radio on for her?

Did he tell her she was going on a little trip to Gastown?

Got my girlfriend a "get better soon" card. She's not sick, I just think she can do better.

Why did the child throw the butter out of the window?

So she could see a butterfly.

POV: You go to your nail artist for pink nails, but she gives you stupidness. 😂😂😂

My Premier is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.

Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.

Your momma so slutty, she masturbates with the Calgary Tower.

Why did Monika look at the recycling bin with tears in her eyes?

Because she realized she just couldn't delete her feelings for you...

Yo Momma so slutty she uses a SpaceX rocket as a dildo.

Why couldn't the teacher let her kids out?

Because she has no arms to open the door.

I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. I was sitting in the back of the movie theater, where no one was. Suddenly, she was sitting in front of me with some guy she was hugging. I was furious. I couldn't stay there anymore, so her friend and I had to finish it in the toilet.

Why did Sally stay in school?

Because she has no arms, she can’t open the door, and the teacher left!

Yo mama is so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.

Yo mama is so hairy that she uses a lawn mower to shave.

Yo mama is so nasty that she sucked your dad's dick and came in to kiss you goodnight.

Yo momma so old, she was at Cain and Abel's baby shower.

Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.

Yo mama is so old that she had the first written copy of the Bible.

Your momma is so fat, she eats insulation and thinks it's cotton candy.

Yo momma so ugly, she got a job ringing the bells at Notre Dame.