Trump's Clock

Once I went to a museum and overheard someone speaking to an employee for information.

"These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells."

"Oh, cool."

"This is Mother Teresa’s clock; the clock hasn’t moved because she never lied."

"Makes sense."

"This is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands only moved twice, indicating he only lied twice."

"Where’s Trump’s clock?"

"Oh, we’re using it as a ceiling fan."

And then I burst out laughing 'cause it’s so true.

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Alright, listen up, chucklehead. The whole shebang is about how Trump is seen as a big ol' liar. They set up this thing with Mother Teresa and Abe Lincoln, who are supposed to be honest Joes, right? Then BAM! Trump's clock is spinning so fast from all the lies, they gotta use it as a ceiling fan. That's what we call a sick burn, genius.

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